Glitched Species Unisex T‑Shirt

First, "They swapped souls for scrolls, depth for dopamine hits." What I’m saying here is, people traded something real—their soul, their deeper selves—for endless scrolling. For cheap hits of dopamine. Every like, every notification, every little buzz—it’s a quick, shallow rush. And because it’s so easy and constant, people stopped reaching for real depth: real connection, real creativity, real feeling.

Then, "Mediocrity was the software update—installed quietly, relentlessly." This part’s about how it didn’t happen all at once. It was slow, sneaky—like a system update you didn’t even know you agreed to. Little by little, the standard for what’s good, meaningful, or beautiful got watered down. It’s like the world kept nudging people to settle for less—less thinking, less dreaming, less feeling—until mediocrity became normal.

Next, "Humanity? A glitch they patched into oblivion." And this is where it gets brutal. It’s like the real parts of us—the messy, soulful, wild parts—started being treated like bugs in the system. Flaws to be fixed. Instead of celebrating humanity, the system worked to erase it—to "patch" it out of existence. Smooth out the rough edges until there’s nothing left but empty, polished surfaces.

So yeah, the whole vibe is me saying: in chasing easy pleasures and "updates," we risk losing the messy, beautiful stuff that actually makes us human. It didn’t happen in some big dramatic crash—it happened click by click, scroll by scroll, little by little.

Product Information

• Fit: Unisex relaxed classic fit
• Neckline: Ribbed crew collar for structure and comfort
• Fabric: Lightweight, soft-touch jersey (155 g/m²)
• Finish: Double-stitched hems for added durability
• Label: Sewn-in label

Materials & Values

• 100% organic combed cotton
• Certified by Fair Wear, PETA, and GOTS
• Grown without pesticides, herbicides, or chemical fertilizers
• Ecological dyeing
• Ethical working conditions and fair wages
• Packaged with minimal waste
• Printed on demand to reduce overproduction

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Wash with similar colours
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Iron inside out on low temperature
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly on the print